Sacramento Film and Music Festival 2009

Amy is a 26-year-old telemarketer who says she's had a lot of opportunities to have sex, but ever since she was a child she's had a hard time finding the right person to make it with. She enlists her older brother Craig to help her find another virgin to lose her virginity to. What's an old fashioned girl to do in this modern world? Like any normal person would do, Craig puts an ad up on Craigslist hoping to find a mate for his little sister. Much to their surprise none of the suitors seem like they're going to be the right match for Amy. First up there's lady killer Ryan, Craig's high school buddy, who's 'always had a thing for Amy' plus he's 'like, totally a virgin'. Suspicious? Next up is the other Ryan, a bigoted Star Wars nerd, who really enjoys making special little gifts for Amy. Creepy? The last of these 'eligible' bachelors is Philip, a soft spoken sweetie who is like the sister Amy never had. Too femme? Amy may just have to lose her virginity the old fashioned way as none of these guys are stacking up to be Mr. Right. How's a girl to choose?